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my phone's alarm clock doesn't work anymore. now i know why i slept through class yesterday. luckily i woke up all on my own for my final today. what the hell....
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Even though it SEEMS like a really good idea to dump a box full of biodegradable packing peanuts into a bathtub of water, don't do it. They end up looking like eerily white vomit, they stink when they're wet, and the goop doesn't go down the drain once it's dissolved, so you have to scoop it up into some other vessel. Just...don't do it. It's not that exciting. I thought maybe it would be...
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anyone need a hermit crab tank or a fish tank/filter/food? i managed to kill off all my insignificant pets.
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you'd think that when there is a holiday of sorts where food preparation is involved, it would be the one time that my family would consider my eating habits. but no. instead this is the one type of instance where they conveniently ignore that i don't eat meat and leave me as the only family member who is ever forced to prepare food for herself because no one else thought to consider her. usually when this happens i just don't make anything and don't eat all day so they feel guilty and at the last minute make me something shitty so they'll maybe learn a lesson. but i've been doing that for five years now and they still don't get the point. i'm still left there, crouching in front of the cupboard at the last minute while my dad throws disgusting suggestions at me. but they still don't get it, so after helping my dad get the pork off the grill, i made myself some damn rice and vegetables when i could have otherwise been working on my ten-page research paper that's due tomorrow.
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I went to Meijer and ended up with a total of $6.66. Coincidence? I think not...
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It's always nice when your counselor ignores your emails.
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I can't eat green beans anymore without laughing hysterically.
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i just realized this today -- i never got my prom pictures back. it doesn't really affect me, but i still have to call them cunts.
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My hair persistently smells like amoxicillin. Damn you, Allen Henricks.
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Why do women find it necessary to continue their conversations through public bathroom stalls? Can't they wait until they're finished wiping urine off their wrinkley unmentionables? It's disgusting on so many levels. Just wait. You won't forget what you're talking about. It wasn't all that dire anyway.
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